i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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