is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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