Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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