we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Randomize
