Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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