I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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