She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You can make out without kissing
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