I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
