So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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