she was so not down for the gang bang
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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