so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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