i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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