I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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