i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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