Just cropdusted the office
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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