she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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