I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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