Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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