And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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