Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
