you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Randomize
