In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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