do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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