He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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