saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Randomize
