I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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