i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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