you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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