can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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