Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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