super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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