So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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