your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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