On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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