What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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