Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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