I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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