: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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