She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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