He is such a slut. More and more my type.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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