Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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