Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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