She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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