Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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