Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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