Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
even my farts smell like vagina
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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