You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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