So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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