I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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