After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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