Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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