She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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